PENGUINS!

Argh!! Horrible little birds that waddle around trying to look cute, when in reality they are devious little swines.

We've all heard the legends about the criminal penguin known under the alias Feathers McGraw, how he managed to disguise himself as a chicken to defraud and steal. Evil creatures. Never trust a penguin. Ever.

One such victim of penguin nefariousness is poor Arvid. Her favourite, and indeed only sword was stolen by a vicious gang of penguin bandits. She saved up for months to buy the beautiful blade, only for several smelly little bastards to sneak into her hovel and steal it. Why?! Who knows! What on earth do penguins need with a longsword? Maybe they traded it for fish? I doubt we'll ever find out.

So for now, Arvid is not only bladeless, but she is full of anger. This anger will rain down on all the penguins. All of them. Of course, all her guildmates find this hilarious and have apparently given her a daft title, which she hates almost as much as those wretched penguins.

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