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Aeromancer Celah of the Reach (#3964)

Owner: 0x12a2…FCc9

Sacks of Gold, a Juggling Monkey

We join our heroes racing through the Runiverse in a Pixlton Napier Intercontinental... a transdimensional spell gone wrong? A folding of space propelled by the Quantum Shadow? We ask ourselves, "are they speeding away from something... or to it?"

Without warning, we find ourselves behind a camera. Themse music starts playing...

The camera pans in on Wizard #3964's face framed through the windshield. Bald head sticking out the sunroof (along with countless bags of gold coins). He glances at Wizard #2722 in disbelief, but quickly returns his gaze straight ahead.

Celah: BLIMEY, MATE! That was the dog's breakfast. What a walkabout. What were we thinking?!

The camera switches to the driver's side window. Crowley is deep in concentration. Ignoring Celah? Or thinking about how to respond? It's obvious both wizards don't know how to address what just happened to them.

Crowley leans to the left and reaches down with his right hand. Wincing, it looks like he's in pain. *BAM * He throws something up on the dash.

We quickly see that it's a gun holster and... a badge? And it's covered in something red... blood?

Celah: Crickey, Crowley? Are you taking the piss? I can't believe you still got your badge. Still a copper? Bugger off!

Crowley stares hard at Celah. Only taking short glances ahead, he continues to stare for 30 seconds. His expression is fixed. It feels like an eternity of silence. Suddenly...

Crowley: CAN YOU JUST STOP?! Stop with that down-under crap for just a minute. And think? For God's sake, LOOK! We've got sacks of gold in the backseat, this goddamn monkey on our hood, and the Chief of Police thinks that we're...

*Crowley lets out a long sigh of exasperation *

Crowley: Look, we're almost...

*SCREECHING TIRES * *CRASH *

END SCENE. To be continued...

Drawing by @ozzzmabro

Entered by: 0x6AC3…E2a3 and preserved on chain (see transaction)