The Lore of Sage Kryll of the Plains
Story 1.
Title: Sage's day in the Fey!
Written by: emmaleigh.eth
Waifu Wizard by: CastamereXb & Noodle Arms
Everything else by: NARD
Featuring: Wizard #3676 & Wizard #4351 & Gucci Goofy Kobold 649
The Lore of Sage Kryll of the Plains
The day was just beginning, the sun still rising, and the air crisp with the scent of morning dew.
Wizard #649, a noble Kobold, was on her way to see her besty, Wizard #3676, a Swamp Witch that lived somewhere near the Fey.
Sage had grown tired of her comrades commenting on her traditional wizard garb, greenlined coveralls, and decided to take action into her own hands. So, at first light after returning home from her duties, Sage headed off to the Fey to find the one person who could make her fabulous.
"ENIGMA!!!! Are you home??" Sage said, with a passionate excitement as she barged into the Swamp Witch's tidy but small hut.
Engima, who indeed was home, was already making breakfast for her unexpected companion. Thanks to the woodland critters that relied on the Swamp Witch for tasty treats, she had known well in advance.
"Hi Sage!! It's so nice to see you again! Please have a seat, make yourself at home." The Swamp Witch's words floated around the Kobold who was already making herself quite at home.
Enigma and Sage had known each other from childhood, when two had been kidnapped by intended on eating them, ever since, the two formed an unlikely bond, and have been besties since!
Soon, the Swamp Witch had breakfast ready - a heaping pile of mushtable stew with a picture-perfect rice-portrait of Sage - which she doled out copious amounts to both her Kobold friend and herself.
With no delay, Sage began scooping up the stew aloof to thoughtfully crafted rice, while simultaneously trying to explain her predicament. Kobolds, friendly as they are, are not too etiquette savvy and have poor attention to detail - and Sage was no exception.
"So, Enny… * cromch monch * … I was wondering… * crunch cronch * … if maybe you could help me with a problem." Sage said, in between mouthfuls, clearly appreciating both the company and the food.
Before Enigma could get a word out, Sage started up again. "I feel frumpy sis. Like, what is this I'm even wearing??" She said, letting herself be just a little vulnerable.
"What?? You know exactly what you're wearing," Enigma said enthusiastically, "it's traditional Kobold garb, and you rock it!!" She said to her fellow healer, hoping to lift her spirits.
"Yeah, I mean it's enchanted, that's cool, but I look like a dude. I'm tired of it, I want to feel pretty!!" Sage said, finally being honest about her feelings, both to herself and to her best friend.
"I want to like my reflection, and you know...it wouldn't be so terrible if my crush would look at me a bit more. A girl's getting lonely in her old age." She said, dreaming about Wizard #4351 and giggling a bit at the age remark.
Sage did not open up like this to anyone, ever, let alone admit these things to herself, but it did feel nice to know that her friend didn't think anything less of her.
Enigma sat there for a moment, stunned at her friend's sudden honesty. She did, however, immensely relate, and immediately knew that there was only one thing to do for this crisis.
"Ugh, friend, I'm sorry you're feeling that way!! I think I know exactly what we can do to make you feel better!!" The words barely had time to form before the two girls looked at each other and screamed "THE MALL!!!"
For once, the two would go on an adventure where there was no danger, no monsters, only cute fits, yummy snacks and the salespeople with the weird head massagers.
In the end, Sage found exactly what she needed, a new outfit! With the help of her friend, she found a style that fit her personality and made her feel confident. It easily increased her intelligence by 3, her wisdom by 2, and her charisma by 100!
No Kobold has ever been so beautiful!!
Entered by: 0x5576…cfA7 and preserved on chain (see transaction)
