The Lore of Illusionist Shroomer of the Canyon

Shroomer often found his name troublesome, as it was both what he was as well as who he was. Despite best efforts, he never made it into House Slytherin, so he settled for buying a pet snake instead, whom he named Snakey.

Reflecting upon his choice of pet name, he considered whether his own childhood left him with unconscious programming that made it difficult for him to look at things as anything other than what they immediately were. He often felt wistful, meeting new people who seemed to have such exotic names like "Steve" and "Austin", stone cold proof that someone could be more than just "Baldy" (the first name that came to Shroomer's mind).

Trying once more, he took a rose into his hand and gazed intently at it, channeling all of his entheogenic creativity to bless it with a unique name. As his eyes narrowed, sweat beaded from his mushroom cap, and he uttered the Name:

"Rosie"

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