This wizard is always up to no good

and he isn't exactly evil...

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You see this wizard was raised by a kobold and goblin. They found him off the shore of Kelpie's Bay when he was only 2 years old. His deadbeat parents must've abandoned him. 

The only thing that was in his possession was a rum and kobold soda mixed drink that somehow didn't spill over. Growing up, he was surrounded by goblins and kobolds. He learned to party hard from the best. This wiz right here gets crossed on the daily. The only thing mysterious about him is how he manages to stay alive after taking enough acid to kill 10 grown grizzly bears on a Wednesday. If you think you can outdrink this wiz, guess again. You'll be under the table before you know it with a hangover that will last you a decade. This wizard is also strong af too. Some say he trained with Giga Chad himself... but I am sure that's just a rumor...

He isn't all about being a degenerate, after all he is still a wizard. He enjoys sipping his rum and kobold soda while reading a book on some sunny afternoons... and yes that is a Monte Carlo parked up next to him... some kind of mount maybe?

No one is really sure how he got the title of Cleric, and if you spend a night partying with him, you'll definitely end up in limbo.

Durm is a good fellow at heart, but sometimes a G gotta make some money moves. He recently thought robbing his local super market for some frozen meats, chicken fingers, and rum for the goblin homies was an awesome idea...

But he ended up getting caught and landing himself in a wizard jail, Shleeebung Penitentiary. He is stuck there with no booze and is losing his mind right now.

He is set to be released soon after he serves his time...

(SPECIAL THANKS TO EMMALEIGH <3)

Entered by: 0xDCE7…3AaC and preserved on chain (see transaction)