• Keep your armor neatly packed with animal furs within your chest
• If wet, scrub your mail with sand to prevent rusting
• Keep your set nicely oiled
• Don't go for a dive and don't fall in the water
• If you fall, your best bet is breastroke

I kept running through these and other old warrior's dictums, repeating them aloud for my soldier's benefit, though between some retching overboard, others' jitters or focused determination, I doubt any of it stuck.

The kingdom's largest armada in 300 years, sailing to conquer a shit piece of rock in the water. I will never understand nobility, all I know is I fucking hate water.

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