Ernie Savior of the Thorn

'Erm, g'day.

I'm Ernie Saver, savvy, savior sorry - of teh thorn.

Ouch.

Umm.. Not muchinto fighting hey Agred?'

'Argch? What Ern?'

'Me, a fighter, I am not.'

"Argch! Is true, you'd rather sit and eat your snot!'

'Hey come on bird just you settle down, I'm a dark assasin trained to sneak around in the dark and cut your thro-'

'Bahahaha! Shut up Ernist! Crack me up! Get me a cracker you creepy-crawler nappy kid!'

'Hey come on bird brains, give me a go! Its early days into my career!'

'Bloody lucky you're still 'ere.... (psst) Erns a bit of a numptie between me and you...

a pussy-wink baby brawler of the highest degree, don't believe what he tells you about his studies and his physique... the kid has a rune of Uranus! Says it all. (now) shhh.. keep it down he'll hear this one... he naps from 2-4pm-'

'Hey! What are you telling them numb nuts!?!!?'

'Squawk! Roll it up Erns, off to the wall and guard the helm, savior of the thorn you tell 'em!

Bahahaahaha!'

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