The Anthology of a Biographer of Glorf
Lawd, lend me yo' voice as I tell dis tale of bravery an' sacrifice. As da muse of story, let yo' wisdom flow through me, so dat I may share da journey of Glorf Sword of da Street, who fought fo' justice an' equality in honor of his brotha, Dolan Killer of da Road.
Oft in the shadow of his brother's legacy, Glorf Sword of the Street was determined to avenge Warrior #1640. As the younger sibling, Glorf had always admired Dolan's commitment to fighting injustice and bringing balance to a world marred by inequality. After witnessing Dolan's tragic demise, Glorf swore an oath to continue his brother's mission—to murder Bill Connor in cold blood.
Armed with his enchanted blade, Glorf roamed the streets as a fearless vigilante, targeting those who perpetuated injustice and sought to oppress the vulnerable. With every foe he vanquished, Glorf honored Dolan's memory and furthered his cause. On August 5, 2026, in twist of fate, with the same white man’s bullet that had slain his brother, Glorf cocked his gun and shot Bill Connor behind. Connor didn’t even see it coming. He squealed like a pig as the bullet ripped through his scrotum. He fell, thunderously, and his armor clattered around him, gasping out his breath.
As Glorf's reputation grew, so did the attention from those who opposed his methods. Unbeknownst to him, Glorf's actions had inadvertently disturbed the spirit world, awakening the malevolent ghost of Theophilus Eugene "Bull" Connor. In life, Mr. Bull Connor had been a staunch advocate of segregation and racial discrimination, and his spirit was enraged by Glorf's mission to fight for equality.
Determined to put an end to Glorf's quest, Bull Connor's ghost gathered a band of like-minded spirits (including great names such as Nathan Bedford Forrest, Andrew Johnson, and Woodrow Wilson) and planned an ambush. In a cruel twist of fate, Glorf found himself surrounded, outnumbered, and outmatched.
Before the battle at the edge of the Baobabs commenced, Glorf addressed his enemies in his allies’ native tongue, "Ain't no way y'all gon' stop me from fightin' fo' justice. My brotha Dolan started dis, and I'ma see it through. Y'all best be ready, 'cause I ain't goin' down without a fight."
Fighting with the ferocity of a cornered beast, Glorf met his foes head-on, cutting through their ranks with his mystical sword. The ghost of Stonewall Jackson was no match for Glorf’s hypnotizing tool. Despite his valiant efforts, he could not have anticipated the ethereal shot that would put an end to his crusade. As Glorf took his last breath, a single white man's bullet fired by the vengeful ghost of Bull Connor found its mark.
Though Glorf's life was tragically cut short, his deeds lived on in the hearts and minds of those he saved. Stories of the brothers' heroics continued to inspire others, creating a legacy that would echo through the ages. The reader is now implored to proselytize on behalf of Glorf and Dolan. For Glorf, too, is a good man worthy of laudations.
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“Connor, Eugene ‘Bull.’” Encyclopedia of Alabama, 27 Mar. 2023, encyclopediaofalabama.org/article/eugene-bull-connor/.
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