Town Square Postings Attributed to Atox, Disintegrator of the Wood
Knight gallant and falchionère par excellence seeks post in royal guard, general commission in professional military, or similar; broad experience commanding armies, inspiring hope in the forlorn, and achieving great things in the face of insurmountable odds; friend to all children and animals, enemy to the wicked; stellar references available upon request; desired salary commensurate with experience, talent, &c. Whisper the name Atox atop the highest mountains, and dragons flee; whisper the name Atox in dens of thievery, and scoundrels tremble; whisper the name Atox at the Inn, and you may find me. I look forward to hearing from you, your majesty/highness/grace/&c.
Experienced knight seeks commission; master swordsman; has own armor; varied terrain expert with diverse range of enemy slayings; can lead or follow; undefeated record in Gladiator Pits of Goblin Town; seeking long term arrangement with serious patron, available for short term commissions in select circumstances on the appropriate terms.
Professional swordsman seeks commissions; prefer long term, negotiable; prefer snake-friendly lodgings, negotiable; no job too big or small; Pay negotiable!
Learn the noble art of swordfighting! Experienced swordsman available for private instruction. Whether training for military conscription or simply looking to bolster one’s capabilities in a dangerous world, the art of sword wielding is now at your fingertips, with an expert instructor to guide you; rare opportunity; seeking monthly commissions; no actors.
Professional beast killer available for hire. From the exotic chimera to the prosaic rat, no beast is safe from my sword! Reasonable rates. Inquire at the tavern.
Rat killer for hire. Get rid of those rats. Reasonable rates.
Rat killer for hire. Get rid of those rats. Reasonable rates.
Rat killer for hire. Get rid of those rats. Reasonable rates.
Sword and armor available for letting; authentic, battle-tested articles; level up your theater performance or costume party ensemble. Reasonable rates.
Rat killer for hire. Get rid of those rats. Reasonable rates.
Rat killer for hire. Get rid of those rats. Reasonable rates.
Rat killer for hire. Get rid of those rats. Reasonable rates.
Rat killer for hire. Get rid of those rats. Reasonable rates.
To the scoundrel who continues to tear down my postings, rendering my services effectively unavailable to all who might need them: how dare you, sir? Not only am I offering my incomparable services at reasonable rates, providing incalculable aid to whomever should be so in need, I am trying to make a living. I do not care if I destroy this board with my hammerings. I do not care if this board is more nail than wood. I do not care if I positively disintegrate this board. I will make my advertisements and secure my commission. Good day, sir.
Rat killer for hire. Get rid of those rats. Reasonable rates.
Rat killer for hire. Get rid of those rats. Reasonable rates.
Just tell me where the rats are.
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