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Maddox Eradicator of the Coliseum (#4389)

Owner: 0x6EBd…aB28

The Eradicator: He's a Bow Man

I’m not a simple merc

But I enjoy the simple things in life

Like how it feels to destroy your hopes with arrows

With a slick flick it’s in flight

I don’t know what it’s like to be

Like everybody else

All of these peasants

Sitting around the square watching jousting

I can’t relate to it

Cause polearms suck, estocs suck

Crossbow’s cool, tomb shields rule

But they’re not arms for me

They’re not my cup of tea because

I’m a bow man

Well I’m a bow man

And if you didn’t know it, I guess you know now

I’m not a simple merc

But I enjoy the simple things in life

Like how it feels to harken back to last night’s clash

And try to be the best that I can be

I don’t know what it’s like to be

Like everybody else

All of these peasants

Sitting around the square watching jousting

I can’t relate to it

Cause polearms suck, estocs suck

Battle axes suck, morning stars suck

Polearms suck, estocs suck

Bec de Corbin sucks, war hammers suck

Polearms suck, estocs suck

Polearms suck, estocs suck

They’re not arms for me

They’re not my cup of tea because

I’m a bow man

Well I’m a bow man

And if you didn’t know it, you weren’t paying attention

You keep living your sad, sword-based life

No fight will ever feel right

I’ve got my purpose in life

It’s long range fire fights

So I’m here to let you know

I’m a bow man

Well I’m a bow man

I’m a bow man

I’m a bow man

I’m a bow man

Entered by: 0x6EBd…aB28 and preserved on chain (see transaction)