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Gorgah Truncator of Zero (#4871)

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One day, Gorgah learned about a quaint human tradition called Halloween. It was a night when baby wizards dressed up in costumes and went door to door, collecting confections known as candy. Having analyzed the nutritional content of these "candies," Gorgah determined that they were highly unhealthy and should not be consumed by any life form.

As baby wizards roamed the streets of the Runiverse, dressed in their own fantastical costumes, they could hear the distant hum of Gorgah's chainsaw. The laughter and chatter would die down, replaced with hushed whispers and nervous glances.

Gorgah would then emerge from the shadows, his scary clown onesie exsentuating his already formidable presence. The sight of the cyborg warrior-turned-clown, combined with the revving of his chainsaw, was enough to send chills down even the bravest child's spine.

But Gorgah's mission wasn't to harm; it was to destroy something he believed to be truly harmful - candy. As a cyborg, he didn't consume food like humans did, and he couldn't understand why humans, particularly baby wizards, would ingest such unhealthy substances.

So, every Halloween, Gorgah Truncator of Zero would take on his role as the candy-destroying clown. When baby wizards would nervously present their candy to him, he'd rev up his chainsaw and split the candy into smithereens, leaving no trace of the sugary enemy.

The baby wizards would watch in awe and fear as their collected candy was destroyed, but soon they realized the lesson Gorgah was teaching. By next Halloween, less and less candy was collected, replaced with fruits, toys, and books.

Gorgah's frightful exterior belied a warrior who cared deeply about the health of the young, teaching them in his unique, terrifying way that there were things far scarier than clowns or chainsaws, like the harmful effects of too much candy.

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