what's black and white and read all over?

excerpt from a copy of The Quantum Times:

A gruesome scene greeted inhabitants of a small village far off in the cold North. 45 innocent penguins were found massacred near the village, a seemingly senseless crime only matched in its unexpectedness by its brutality. The penguins were found with clean cuts, suggesting a sharp blade wielded by an expert, although almost half were also found with deep bite and claw marks, the work of a monstrous beast. Authorities are warning any penguins or any parties associated with penguins to be on the lookout for any suspicious activity and report them to the proper authorities. Locals of the village says this is not the first time such violence against penguins has been committed, similar smaller incidents have occurred in the past.

what's black and white and red all over?

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