The Lore of Butch Champion of Kink
Butch, casting away his former life of hedonism and promiscuous debauchery, joined an order of monks near the Brown Wizard Delta. To this day, Butch remains in that monastic order, bunkered deep in their holy caverns, living an ascetic lifestyle and atoning for his past sins. A recovering “man of the world,” Butch has grappled with his sodomitic desires. One day, beneath the holy grounds, Butch confronted the abbot: “Masetto I have been struggling with my desires for quite some time now—it seems they are not going away.”
Masetto said, in reply, “my son, I feared this day would come. You must indulge these desires to expunge them from your conscience. I will assist you in your quest for purification.”
“But father,” exclaimed Butch in reply, “did not the Bible say, ‘If a man also lie with mankind as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death: their blood shall be upon them’ (Leviticus 20:13)?”
“You are naive my child,” Masetto answered, “you must know that the Council of Chalcedon overruled that centuries ago.”
“Wow!” shouted Butch in ecstasy. Then they fornicated.
With a click of his heels, Butch jumped for joy. Butch never lusted for the company of another man again. He was cured.
Works Cited:
Boccaccio, Giovanni, 1313-1375. The Decameron. London :New York : Penguin Books, 1995.
Fathers, Council. “The Council of Chalcedon – 451 A.D.” Papal Encyclicals, 12 Oct. 2018, www.papalencyclicals.net/councils/ecum04.htm.
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