There's the milk guild, there's big beef, and do not even get me started on the poachers. Life isn't easy as a Canaanite - we don't have a lot that makes us feel confident in our safety.

One thing I take pride in though is my appearance, and fashionable I am. Brown Cow is brown, but he's also colorful, and I seem to have found my forever mate Pony #261.

It's a matchup made in heaven - I look like royalty, and this pony gets to puff the bubble pipe for hours upon hours.

Don't expect me to give this life up so easily - I know things are coming, but we've gotten accustomed to certain luxuries.

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