I did not always have the hideous appearance of a monster.

I was once the most handsome young elf in the kingdom.

Might even say I had some mastery of magic, but it was my stunning good looks that truly made me special. I had everything I desired, whenever I desired it.

The only thing I didn't have was true love. I looked high and low for it. Yes, the cock of the wock was the loneliest of all elves..

Adrienne says I tricked her. Hmph. I never said we were "exclusive," though I could tell she was into to.. Deeply into me. She claims I cared too much about "looks." How could I not care a little bit, I mean, look at me! Or, well, not anymore... Don't look at me!!!

Adrienne turned me into a KOBOLD. HA! JOKES ON HER! I wasn't happy as an elf. Now, I'm an attractive Kobold, and with less options, a much happier fellow.

Adrienne was incensed when she realized her curse was actually a blessing, but that's just my good karma. She even left this giant eyeball at my house and she laughed maniacally, thinking she had gotten me good.

Nope, it's badass, and now that I don't have to spend half my day grooming and strutting around, I can focus on my magic. Turns out, even this eyeball was a blessing. My powers of divination have been unlocked by it, somehow.

No matter what comes next, I have definitely learned to find the advantage in whatever happens to you.. It's always there if you truly look.

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