Dear Diary, today I found this sick staff inside a creepy hidden caaaave and this wack bat followed me out. I’m thinking of calling him Bernie… but my mom says I can’t have a pet. Bernie can live under my bed. Ugh, I’m so tired of living with my parents. I can’t wait until I’m older and can teleport OUT OF HERE!

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