Everlong Bubblegum: The More You Chew, The Longer It Lasts!

In the grand boardroom of Hexxon Global, the air was thick with anticipation. The room was filled with the company's top brass, each one a titan of industry in their own right. At the head of the table sat Amir, the cryptomancer-turned-CEO, his eyes twinkling with excitement.

The lights dimmed, and the commercial began to play.

The screen flickers to life. A cheerful, upbeat tune begins to play as a cheerful young woman appears on the screen. In a warm and inviting voice, she begins to speak.

"Friends, have you ever found yourself disappointed by the fleeting flavor of your usual chewing gum?" The screen shows a man, looking dismayed as he spits out a piece of gum into a trash can. "Well, do we have a treat for you!"

The scene shifts to a vibrant, animated honeycomb, each cell filled with a piece of Everlong Bubblegum. "Introducing Everlong Bubblegum, the gum that keeps on giving!" She plucks a pack of the gum off the honeycomb wall and the camera zooms in tight to show it in detail. "The more you chew, the longer it lasts!"

Cut to a labratory where chemists in white coats are poring over bottles and beakers. The woman walks between aisles of lab tables to a chalkboard which she flips around to reveal a hexagonal diagram detailed with numbers and figures.

The board members watched in silence, their faces illuminated by the flickering light of the screen.

The voice continues, "Thanks to our patented EterniBite technology, Everlong Bubblegum's flavor doesn't just last, it lingers, it luxuriates, it... well, it's Everlong!"

The screen shows a side-by-side comparison of a man chewing a piece of 'other' chewing gum, his face quickly turning from delight to disappointment, and a woman chewing Everlong Bubblegum, her smile growing wider with each passing second.

"With other gum, the flavor disappears faster than a rabbit in a magician's hat," the voice says, as the man throws away another piece of gum. "But with Everlong Bubblegum, the taste is a symphony that plays on and on!"

The scene shifts to a bustling city street, people from all walks of life happily chewing Everlong Bubblegum. "From the busy streets of Red Wizard Capitol to the sunny shores of Yellow Wizard City, folks everywhere are making the switch to Everlong Bubblegum. Why? Because good flavor is worth the time!"

The HoneyHex logo flashes on the screen and a catchy jingle plays, "Everlong Bubblegum, the flavor that stands the test of time!" The screen goes dark.

As the commercial ended, the lights came back on, and Amir turned to his colleagues.

"Well, what do you think?" he asked, his voice filled with eager anticipation.

There was a moment of silence, then the room erupted into a cacophony of opinions.

"I think it's brilliant," said one, a marketing manager named Tiberius with a penchant for bold ideas. "It's catchy, it's fun, it's exactly what we need."

"I'm not so sure," said another, more conservative member of the board. "It's a bit... outlandish, don't you think?"

A third chimed in, "I like the old-timey feel. It's charming. It's different."

"And the minor time displacement enchantement is a very clever gimmick," Tiberius added.

The discussion went on, each board member sharing their thoughts and opinions. But then, one of them, a sharp-eyed wizard with a reputation for asking difficult questions, raised a point that silenced the room.

"But does it actually... slow down time?" he asked, his gaze fixed on Amir. "I mean, really, truly slow down time?"

The room fell silent. All eyes turned to Amir. He paused for a moment, then nodded.

"Well.. Yes," he said, his voice steady. "Of course it does."

There was a moment of stunned silence, then the room erupted into a flurry of excited chatter. This was big. This was game-changing. This was Everlong Bubblegum.

And as the board members discussed the implications of this revelation, Amir sat back in his chair, a satisfied smile on his face.

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