The Descent of Shaman Embrose of the Palms

“Beat your meat for the billionth time and you'd be sick to not jump. So he did. Surprisingly (or maybe unsurprisingly) he is the only known "survivor" of the great leap. Could be he was the only one who ever tried to survive. They really are pieces of shit up there.

It hurts when a mortal avatar passes through the infinity veil without enhanced magicks of protection or travel. Skin melting as the schleemosphere slows the descent, skull illuminating the dim morning sky. A horrific and beautiful falling star.

A shepherd to seek and save the lost, bearing a staff of peace and a froglike demon of memes. Those who want to be found are usually found first, but eventually he will catch ‘em all. Throwing lil meme balls in faces, always hoping to catch another to convert to the cause.

The memelords take great pleasure in the deluge of dongs heralding the gospel of freedom and justice. Joy. Chaos. Purpose.

This is the cult of Nosferatu. Reminding you of the ultimate price paid by Harambe and the battle cry he inspires in us all: dicks out. A metaphorical phallus to impregnate hearts with the eternal burning light of hope.

Ask, seek, knock…and the gates of the Citadel of Memes shall be opened unto you."

-Excerpt from the Apocrypha

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