There once was a wizard named Otto. Otto wasn't a mighty wizard, or a smart wizard. But he had one thing that made him stand out from all the others...his massive wand.

Otto's wand was the biggest in all the lands. It was so big that he had to drag it behind him for he did not possess the strength to wield it upright.

One day a wand inspector came to town. The wand inspector decided to hold a contest for all the wizards. The wizard with the biggest wand would be awarded a bag of tricks.

All the wizards formed a line and approached the inspector one by one.

"Pitiful" Said the inspector.

"I've seen bigger" He boasted.

Finally the inspector got to the last wizard. "This is without a doubt the saddest bunch of wands I have ever seen. I will be taking my bag of tricks and LEAVING."

"Waiiiiiiiiit." Someone shouted. "What about Otto? He hasn't been inspected yet."

"Approach!" Yelled the inspector. "Let me have a look at that wand."

Otto shuffled over to the inspector.

"Well? What are you waiting for? Whip it out!" Said the inspector.

"If you insist." Otto's arms had been folded across his robe holding back the full might of his wand. But as he let go, the wand in all its entirety sprung forth.

"My word!" The inspector said, tears welling in his eyes. "I have never seen a wand quite as magnificent as that before."

The inspector declared Otto the wizard with the biggest wand and awarded him the bag of tricks.

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