**WANTED:** The self-proclaimed “Oracle” Homer of the Artic. 
**CRIME:** False advertisement. 

Hear, ye! Hear, ye!

I have for ye the best brew in the land... Aye, it'll get ya drunk.. It's not just a good drink - it's a tonic! I’ve somehow managed to cure DEATH itself!

That’s right! Me and the fam here are traveling far and wide to spread the word!

We want yee’all to be able to get yer chance to get some of this fine medicine!

For only a menial menial investment to cover R&D, materials, and a portion donated to taste testing (Clairvoyant Gary himself ain't cheap ya know eh?), ya’ll find yaselves cured of all yer buggery! Get yer pint 'o healing today, ya?

**WANTED:** The self-proclaimed “Oracle” Homer of the Artic. 
**CRIME:** False advertisement. 

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