The Tale of Artificer Trollin of Xanadu

Trollin really isn't too bright. He was barely capable of graduating highschool in Xanadu, and coasted on his charisma alone in life. He got his start at Seven Rivers Arcane Academy as a dishwasher, sometimes trash digger... You see these students weren't the brightest and sometimes threw out their wands, and books and things. One day while he was searching through the especially disgusting garbage, due to it being Blobcake day at the cafeteria, he found a especially pretty carved wand. It had its gnarls and twists, and something compelled Trollin' to keep the wand for himself. He lied to the guy and told him he couldn't find his wand for him. The dissapointed man hung his head and walked away.

With his new prize he slinked into the bathroom, and into the bathroom stall. He admired his new prize that he held delicately in his hands. It looked a little worn and had just a few marks, but he loved it jsut the same. He held it in his hand firmly, and rose it up to eye level. Remembering a spell he overheard yesterday while he walked through the cafeteria he spoke the words, "Bogulus Frogulus".

This was a grave mistake, as he had no subject to cast the spell on. This was a specific transmogrify spell that well... you know... makes your target an amphibious creature. Trollin looked down at his skin and burst out of the bathroom stall. Across from him in the mirror he saw a green frog-man where his reflection should be. The breath from his lungs suddenly all escaped, and he began to feel very ill.

DARKNESS

Trollin awoke with the Dean of Seven Rivers standing over him. There were both men and women standing around him, laughing at him. "what an idiot!" he heard from a voice, "Froggo Baggins!" another voice said. Trollin parted through the crowd and ran through the bathroom with tears rolling down his face.

Nobody ever changed him back to a man, as they said its his punishment forever. Now Trollin has taken up learning magic to one day change himself back into the man he was before. Some people say he will never be capable of doing it as its one of the hardest spells to master. Trollin just has to try.

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